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I am an awesome artist, Just that I am too lazy to paint.

by adminPosted onMarch 14, 2018March 12, 2018
I am an awesome artist, Just that I am too lazy to paint.
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I don’t prefer going to school, I just make my parents happy sometimes!

by adminPosted onMarch 13, 2018March 8, 2018
I don’t prefer going to school, I just make my parents happy sometimes!

I don’t prefer going to school, I just make my parents happy sometimes!

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I do not sleep for more than 18 hours in a day as I Think that would be too much to handle

by adminPosted onMarch 11, 2018March 8, 2018
TooMuchToHandle, Attitude quotes, attitude oneliners

I do not sleep for more than 18 hours in a day as I Think that would be too much to handle

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Like Me? No? What Are You Waiting For Then? Get The Hell Out Of Here!

by adminPosted onMarch 10, 2018March 8, 2018
Attitude quotes, like me or hate me

Like me? Good! Don’t like me? What are you waiting for then? Get the hell out of here because i DON’T CARE!

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I Decide To Spare A Few People From My Sight Who Can’t Live Up To My Expectations!

by adminPosted onMarch 8, 2018March 8, 2018
can’t live up to my expectations

I Decide To Spare A Few People From My Sight Who Can’t Live Up To My Expectations!

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Marriage makes a wife’s life heaven and a husband’s life a misery.

by adminPosted onFebruary 20, 2018February 20, 2018
Marriage one liners

Marriage makes a wife’s life heaven and a husband’s life a misery.

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I usually give my 100% in whatever work I do. Monday 15%, Tuesday 20%, Wednesday 30%, 25% Thursday, Friday 10%.

by adminPosted onFebruary 20, 2018February 20, 2018
Laziness overloaded

Are we not supposed to be working this way? I am too lazy to think about it!

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Have a good weekend!

by adminPosted onFebruary 20, 2018February 20, 2018

Dear Week, I am fed up of you. I will be leaving you now for the weekend. You won’t find me around for another 2…

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